why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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