What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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