Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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