Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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