Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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