she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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