I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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