Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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