there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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