"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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