he wants to bone in the snuggie
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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