it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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