Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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