i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Buhtt sex?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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