I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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