Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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