Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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