how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we made out on top of his cat.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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