Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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