I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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