Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I am available for nakedness
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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