i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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