I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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