Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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