I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.