his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.