This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...