Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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