I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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