she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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