Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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