im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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