we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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