if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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