How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he shaved USA in his pubs
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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