Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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