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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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