ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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