No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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