i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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