So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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