IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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