I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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