Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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