check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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