So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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