Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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