There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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