writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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