I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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