he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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