I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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