so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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