Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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