I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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