Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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