Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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