And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Randomize
